At 7:30 this morning, in a quiet suburban home in Florida, the sound of a phone ringing pierced the sleepy silence. It was a call from the other side of the world; from a war. On the other end of the line, an angry self-proclaimed master and commander of an online e-story fumed. A deadline had been missed. There would be hell to pay.
Yeah, I called Lee from Afghanistan to wake him up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. I did this to ensure he gets to work on his chapter. Obviously, I'm not messin around here. Do not MAKE me go to Mom.
After talking with the lazy bugger, I have decided to dole out the assignments for everyones' first chapter. They will go as follows:
Chapter 2: by Lee. Starring Laura.
Chapter 3: by Debbie. Starring Alex.
Chapter 4: by Laura. Starring Lee.
Chapter 5: by Alex. Starring Debbie.
Upon completion of this first set, further instructions will be given.
I can't help but notice no one has pledged their undying loyalty and devotion to the cause. As of this post, someone still hasn't even registered their name. Troubling. Very troubling.
I will kill one hostage every hour on the hour until my demands are met.
Alex
Saturday, January 31, 2009
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